Irreversible

[prod. by mr. master] [intro: mr. master] Flo Milli shit Ya got your whole political ideology figured out But you can't decide on a major, okay Grand opening, grand closing Matamoney If you want somethin’ done right [verse: mr. master] Well, fuck my mom and call me Oedipus You are the perfect exhibit A for eugenicists Slutever you do, do not stop me if you've heard this one What's at stake is personhood And an all-expense-incurred romp through the simulacrum Omnischiveous. Bottom out the bullion vault To get court seating at the dead horse beating, I’m sick of it SoundCloud one-downsmanship Is stealing candy from a barrеl o’ fish I'd rather drizzle ultra on the Amеrica split If you give a browser cookies Lap reserved for Best New Starlet tushy Boanthropy fast travelin' me to Bowling Green Rampant ageusia mutes Cassandra's cuisine Could you rap a little bit slower? I don't think I understand what you mean You bet your taut little ass, I'm jazzed Rookies runnin' time trials with the phantom of the ultra past Starry-eyed ingenues fawn over The lone straight man in the intermediate tap class Let's see what smutty definition I can add to pizzazz As Bari Weiss resigns from the Times Sqrd gets your Millenium problem solved And your prize money declined Put ten fingers down if you’ve self-actualized Now take your two open palms And give a chief executive officer’s face a double high five Rhythm and flow is not a Netflix show They are biological psychological optimal zones Felt exclusively in bones Similarly, 'brain' and 'brawn' are not diametrically opposed It’s just no one’s had the chops To transmog an identity that’s both Woulda stopped with the jokes If that were all, folks. Far from it I haven’t even brought up The bombs I planted at the Davos summit I stuck a TikTok dance under a box propped up with a stick Snagged a screenager, and taught her AP Lit Scholarly shit No dollar sign Ss in this spelling of scholarship Scholasticism’s not just book fairs for kindergarten kids It’s that nerd from high school Crafting a school of thought that’s entirely his And using it to outfuck Johnny Sins Wait, you're not media literate? Even a little bit? No seriously, ditch the schtick This is not to be made mischief with I did not Boston Tea Party nootropics in the water main for this The digital jittering's a symptom of Busdriver idolatry The rest is just industry standard psychopathy Hashtag ad. Nobilified.com is the dumbest Most history-shredding cockstroke I have ever seen I would never take high art and lethally inject it with me Ultra doesn’t count Reactionary flights via seat of my pants airlines Crosshairs locked on the Kaizo problem of consciousness With a bonus tooth nail battle with postprandial somnolence Bone, satellite, monolith Alliance of the smart adults? Oh no wait, it says science of the cargo cults Sorry, my eyesight’s mulched If she’s the Secretary of the Press Why isn’t Kayleigh answering my texts? I just want an off-the-record interview And sex Crib death! If you can’t cha cha real smooth at my world’s worst You can’t everybody clap your hands at my Pete Best Houghton Mifflin Harcourt reject Told me not nearly enough slot machines And too much Slavoj Zizek And it's all skater til it's Gator And you plant your face in the papers Fakie 180 to backside Epicly Later'd Sprayed, prayed, and hit paydirt Graduated from design ethics to rock throwing Christened by the zeitgeist, the patron saint of not knowing Whenever I hear new rap, it just makes me want new me Even newer nerdcore makes you seethe at who you were before Automatic irreversible universal downgrade Skip the path; get this cow paved I took it upon myself to Shoulder the commotion like a ghetto blaster As a result, the panacea has surfaced Sopping with ectoplasm Inforecastable by the most sophisticated of projection strategum As if there were any better justification to let me at 'em Your bitch is a Seventh-day Adventist. I'm baffled Hired a stack of three Boohbahs In a trenchcoat as my legal counsel Crashed Final Cut Pro crushin' an Estonian amateur No clue about exposure or aperture Just “slower” and “faster” and moaning and “master.” Makin’ Csikszentmihalyi proud. Look The chalice has a siphon in the center To monitor Frank-Doddular greed Lehman Brothers Barnum and Bailey Colostomy insolvency scheme I listen to Juicy in reverse so it ends with it all as a dream Chomped chains o' BiC Cristal caps reminiscin' When the Starbucks was a Kentucky Fried Chicken Scanning innuendo-less fingerprints. Juvenescence But even with this rigid rationale backin' each movie reference No brick'll breaker this Tourette's tic toward stupid questions I refuse to be welcome Bang. Less funny haha More chubby bunny glot stop, did ‘er wrong Kitty got caught in my cot, we merged And now I got her in my palm like Donkey Kong Turn the Bad Place to my own personal Marwencol. Calm I’m with Sasha Sagan in her father’s basement Gettin’ cosmically acquainted Swamped with calumny allegations Before the product was even placed in Secretary huffs a fat sigh at the sight of my harlequinade-ness Wipes the whiteboard, and EXPOs a goose egg under ‘Days Since.’ Friendship ended with Loop Quantum; Now String Theory is my best friend Lapped every rapper this side of the humanities And thought, "Y'know what? STEM." Carry enough Grant to charm your meemaw out her Depends The weirdest of UHF's I Love The 2010s misleading men Holy antifragility! Universal Music Group Just drafted Larry Nassar to their gymnast team! All points bulletin on a moves crowd killer Dementia-stricken old-heads like, “That sounds familiar.” Yeah, and that Mad Lib blank you fill should wow you bigger These fifty-sumn songs could’ve easily been Fifty-sumn bans from Twitter Thank god for no phones allowed at family dinner Ugly cry the clown make-up off and whaddya got left? The loss of pre- and gain of post-me post-Capital Gazette Flashin’ a press pass is now flagged as a national threat If bein’ right is wrong, then I don’t wanna be… Wait, gimme a sec... Yes, I’m doing chisanbop! What do you expect?! For me to solve the trolley problem in my head?!? I’m not Eratosthenes! I send Sacheen Littlefeather to pick up my Postmates Too busy losing staring contests with SocialBlade Enhance performance thanks to Secaucus slo-mo replays Fine-tooth each frame Zapruder-like Only to jackpot the ‘Ref You Suck’ sweepstakes. Loot for life Quit hangin' turkey handprints with magnets on the damn fridge! You’re blockin’ the touchscreen tablet And overpraising your grandkids Practicin' Taisuke criticals on corrugated fiberboard Greater than buryin' Sioux under Pine Ridge gore Chinese whispers gets a pipe dream fissured Zaps fine wine into cheap liquor High beam ticket slap from your Resident regionally accredited meme stickler Taps on my axe soundtracks Alan's ramz in Meredith's lats Jacid azz as a fatter of mact Your boss has got a feet kink he's hidin' Barista's got a Lush egg inside her. Me? I got a backyard hadron collider. Weasel-free FBI confirmed none Yankee Whiter Streams never me, less you wanna rehash a Christchurch Crystal capisce Keep it a stack, you have gotta be conked If you're not clockin' this tact I would say it's like the Wright brothers flight If it weren't more like the prototypes they scrapped History CCTV snapped in the act With its ankles dragging its pants I thought this was a party. Let's dance! With a web as wide as the world You think we'd all be Weinsteins Rather than pawns in a Queensrÿchean mindcrime Stretch goal reached of seeing Greenland unfreeze in my lifetime! Keep this up and all baseball will be inside That's a headstart feet behind Get Smart's evil twin got the D'agapayeff cracked And found an orange peep fielding bribes Shadowban the BETs; Mod Chermayeff, Geismar, and Haviv Save the summer like I save all my skips in The Impossible Quease Zack Morris clock stop means Dame time twice daily Airdrop beef bandages at the border to ice ICE babies Neither pride nor joy of the old guard Whistle dismissal as I frolic past their homes in the boneyard And never too shy to get that whistle blown hard Jaxi to the Marx tribe. Fasten your shoestrings Brief stay at the Valley of the Doll-eyed Anime Doujining Shudders. Turns out the best white rapper is Filipinx The rest dig as much depth as a 3DS Oh, and that prejudice you possess? Would be a shame if… High intensity interval training your bias didn’t change shit Rail the lil minx who lets that Deal Or No Deal Twenty-four briefcase click, and left her Hobblin' bowlegged to her ixnayed prince. Give us a kiss I would swab the deck with Lin-Manuel Miranda Have Tech do the devil dance While I tell his sons there’s no Santa Polly wanna pollyanna wrought with malapropaganda Spare the drama. Bomb the stand-up And to further swoggle up matters My Harvest Moon walkthrough is in tatters Beesly holds pictures of Lamecore indie band shirts And racehorse pissy pampers Gale-force winded cloudbursts Bad my Geoguessr stats that much worse In terms o' hymen work, TI has got it literally backwards Fat cut of the black budget funding An ultraviolent long knive night-light for the shadow government Buds, barbarians, and bumpkin countrymen Lend me your BigBlueButtoned lips This Cinderella foam finger cling so snug, you must convict Good luck good night kegger For every spoken word open mic ever Wanna be Prince Ea now? Get ate by Prince in his Smart Cool era Round block waitlist wanged Coursera Now that’s what I call platform peril Same ECMO that nabbed Cordero Endtroducing..... the one man million man marching band Shut-in dealin' shutouts in these shootouts With my non-dominant hand Fraud-way juke-sicals Give me concave goose pimples Half-court heave for all the Cuban missiles Gunky tongues, and stage-bloody toothbrush bristles Darling, this Arwing has enough spitters Maybe next multiverse split-up Just emotional eat to Phoebe Bridgers till the ravages get us Well, look who's getting argumentative Aren't you precious? Of all the lawsuits pendin' You thought to settle this Bullet hell dodge adeptness pierce defenses Gen-eng Miracle-Ear infections Ultra stepped in as the vulgar stepdad of invention Willkommen. Vanquishment. Credits list Backpedal never ‘less the Tour De France Forces Pharcyde references ROTC in tenth, and since Stayed standing straight at attention It’s alive and it’s hangry Meditate for a Planck length And tell me you don’t wanna Fill your fanny pack with rocks And belly flop in the Yangtze Day sixteen-thousand eight-hundred thirty-nine Not outed as Bansky Monkey Christ! Rosie 'round the ring o' latchkeys Thrice I been knighted to match each head of this hydra Band geek theatre kid nerd techie Virgin Trekkie swirly wedgie Messiah Sociopaths can't all be bad if I'm one Life-size Bratz doll tryna Veruca Salt me This Verrückt vault'll do Julie Schwab-ly Buffed music to museology Proof of the ultruminatti As evolutionarily rooted in the human body Eureka'd the solution problem. Workin' hardly Command on charisma got the channel probosky A la perched on the Panasonic and bingin' the Ashley Darcy Bootleggers, start your camcorders It's about to get fartsy Chateau'd on 140 Bar Street Where the would-be car thieves Instead crank call barkeeps Air quotes "with us or against us" Is BrainyQuotes "malarkey." I can simultaneously love your garden and hate your gardening Irregardless, flagrant one on Harper Hempel My body’s the Water Temple Sharpening backed by Barber o’ Seville Grin dyed jaundice ‘cause inside jobs don’t cover dental Worth mentioning Jill and Gretel exchanging tips On how to makeover the devil, solely to satisfy Bechdel Anecdotally evidential; access iffily granted Metaphysical challenge aced By the least dead dysentery patient In the prairie wagon Fake understanding and empathy For the sake of tearin’ her Savage Fenty Heather likes her venti frappes half-empty And that’s meant to tempt me? Wench please I am a grown FPS who don't need no setpiece Score three thousand ammonium nitrate box tops And ultra gets to be edgy Ktsing elbows with those who rent-seek Fundie-friendly. Double triple in hands kissed And babies shook across all constituencies Fordite medal for a lifetime not achieving anything Kinda talk reserved for walks through halls of both West Wings Edicts fit for stone etchings Be be aggressive chants square at the choir Incendiary pants sported by a hordes O'Learier heffer for hire The carrot-topped third Meyers Banana-Green-Crack-fueled aquascaping marathons were Banned from begetting this caliber o’ wherewithal Not since Drakengard has a man’s lore spanned so far Takes no more than a principle cascade shuffle To pull a Dalio’s card Silly Rapids district or give Waze map dotted with slattaclysmic indigences Pablo Honey, I'm animal homesickness Wizord wizizard. Wun' no Blizzard. Pwned all the same Her post got one view And she bought a number balloon To usher in fame Bluejacket's Manual dog-eared every page Bronx cheer weapons-graded Results mark naught but sheer edge case Unweighted Fashion reins outta french braids Cavalry entrance Can you sense the childhood obsession With Rhythm Heaven Fever? 'Cause I can't Rainbow chute cherry-tops ejection from Monster Mutt (Patriotism unverified Until first mention of monster trucks.) Bottoms bottomlessly up Mallowed be the all-seeing ICUP Dolby sound deafening jams with sham science How could a 21st sensory pox Yellow-light this orange a pilot? Knocks canvases so hustler Saatchi’d rush to frame the smock Blitzkrieg botch Stream glut rots your brain to Mott's Undo unlocked from a-hundred-and-one percent collection Of better left disconnected dots Sidestep the V-chip block bearing neutrality né brutality For ages K thru 401k vanishing Popped a Greensboro squat and ass-dialed Caitlin Flanagan Personality dialysis plug yank All’s comfy and dry this side of the dunk tank The exchange rate between decibels in a Mustang engine And ounces of Mom and Dad’s attention Must reach Zimbabwean percentages Velocity finally terminal enough to match my knowledge bowl She tried to torchlight my blunt and then I swallowed it whole Character actor, only the one though Joan from Fun Home now wears hoodies And brokers subprime home loans Effective this moment are mandated inner-self explorings Coinkydincidentally Feeling like you've figured it all out Will now be officially boring I paste Michael Brooks into Citation Machine With that precise motive Hell, I'm entertaining wokeness Gone is the age of faultlessness And the consequent Janal Bell's-Palsied logic twists Honesty is now domestic policy Punishable by cream-sitting whip Even the blithest Hype House ditz'll commit Given the proper perverse incentive And proper pulchritudinous nerd To have a perverted friendship with What a slip-up to surmise that intelligence Could be measured with beveled-edge sticks I tell a standardized test to standardize this! Sweet transvestite, I’m cured! Mein Führer, I can fame whore! Newman machine charged And it’s been starvin’ to wire fraud JSTOR Count o’ straight jokes neck and neck With social worker caseloads Natural when Whammy immunity games your game show Kawashima say alcohol still illegal for my brain Ralph up your thoughts and I’ll Mussolini your train Truth fudged, God struck, parried And fouled that ball lightning with grease stains Lumbered encumbered for years Before denouncing all but keyframes Bold face. Philippa Soo Imagineerment squares more with Hairy Who and them Chicago cats Blind given laser sight so tunnel on the catch They forgot the keep Risperdal nightmares skewer sleep The future Mr. Kimberly Cougar Schmidt Moonlights at the butterbeer brewery Lite brites as a blunder year recovery blueprint scheme Jumper sail feathery. Brick, but contact means two frees Chimerica runs on phooey Faucet catastrophe J-14 Tiger Beat bidding fight night in my answering machine Competitive double dutch speed Button mash through cutscenes Runt the rah-rah. Holly your Rhonda With a holocron o' Baba Ram Dass Noxious splotch on this dodgy hodgepodge Ease off the C-stick! Back in my false memory Wackness was treated with leeches If not, bet this chestburster threat’ll Get him to pledge his allegiance Really caught nines once overin’ Search party spoiled. This silver fork tongue snake oil’s Potent enough to foil the eight other potions, stud Hey Schmachtenberger, my eyes are back here! Dolphin TAS o' Jack the Ripper’s career Life raps weird She's crotch height nursin' diamondback bites Cobra gulp the key and the kite Nijinsky tiptoe 'tween S&P's trip lights fantasmic Dripped in Blingee gif chintz Lick fingertip tsss ravenous This prank's tanked, hasn't it? Set ergonomics to tailbone owwy and we're futurebound Squint your ears tight enough and Humiliation stereograms to a superpower Squint even tighter and Keith Harings melt into Turing patterns Toontask sorting sound last in my gag order Stormy Daniels. Porky's playhouse Varsity Blues bracket admission. Top ticket Proportional divinity spotted in nautiluses Penned me in the naughty list. Plot thickets Dollar store cognizance Consciousness bargain bins Everything must go-pocalypse The only way out was threw overboard, off the ship Mission admonished The theatrical release had far less Greedo guilt on it Go don your memory joggers And let's blow this Autobahn frogger contest That's a one hit crush by a Broadway hunk Synchro wumbo jets Laughing mad at how exponentially untapped this potential gets 18th inning stretch interrupted by Muncy center left Unfulfilled having lived and died Sheck Wes Reincarnated as intellect itselves Try the Yarlung Tsangpo cleft between wealths Subliminality so slick, blink And you'll dictate deep web diving bells Hip-hop has found its Jacob Collier And plowed its ground rules mounds Aussier to simulate his native Chomskyverse Skyrocketing myopia, and I’m no anomaly My blinders are just orange and put on by me Autodiderodactyl triceratopically Chicxulubian meteoricity-tinged eschatology Say Wen- dy Wasserstein Corn beef turned Carthage siege Zig stitches for Quizlet snitches No shortcuts to enrichment PB’d dash-from-doorbell sprint Cinched me a seed in the Electoral collegiate Laff-A-Lympics No durr, that lav’s pickin’ up Amplification is for nondiaphragmatic Australopithecunts Celebrate quotidianniversaries With a Nawlins Second Line first infantry Caesar key Morse code blinked surreptitiously Sailor sworn to secrecy and cursed to crypt-keep Your bedroom pop album cover art looked better Plastered with the Shutterstock watermark Audible sponsored the whole sum o' your parts Contrast all the more stark juxt With these scantily clad Gantt charts Shopping list is the Britannica, a blindfold, and darts Lucha libre saved face to unbreak my kayfabe These unicorn dodos destined to go the way o’ Kate Spade Classic example of a data raid Wrong warp to Erikson’s eighth stage As EZScape play-by-plays And Summoning Salt color commentates Gory, gory, Al-Fallujah Tangelo fig his melon eggplant Groundhog teenhood how recursive I excavate This Jörmungandr snake run for the skate ranch Deja vu lift as likely as listening to De La on Apple Music Stakes is antediluvian Speak Hello Panda and carry bamboo sticks Think faster than you’ve ever had to Drain-circling with the most generous calculation of salvage value Will too free for surrender to the pessimist glass of half-truth Will not free enough to stop ogling her neathage tattoo No thank you Ultra's cut from Betsy Ross cloth by Devil Dog claws No surprise with these fast food apple pies My gut's been churnin' Certain the fall of that wall in Berlin was the world end Externalities threaten encampment of internment An eternity of purposelessness And the voice of the burgeoning curious Will never hoist further than murmurings But the story of the people as person The destination as journey And the futile as worthy Is too robust to just die undeserving I'm trying And if you start trying now It's working [outro: mr. master] Funkhouser